“Where were you just now?”
…I was on a satirical sabbatical..
…Floating on a hopes hustle..
…Tiptoeing on the pebbles of Buddha
…I was in the middle of a tyrannical tirade; a typical eyebrow tantrum
…Picking up the stairs on the way up to heaven..(didn’t want any unwelcome visitors)
…I was talking to Jack about where he got those magic beans..
…I was helping Alexandre Dumas finish his last book..
…Laying on a T-Rex
…Babysitting my Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Aunt’s Cousins Sister’s baby
…Braiding Pocahontas‘s hair
…Planting more Sumatran Tigers in the garden..”You know there almost extinct..right?”
…I went to go see the Queen about all those taxes she was proposing, I wanted to make sure that I wasn’t on the list
….Josephine Baker was teaching…
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